kenny n sandy

kenny n sandy

In Chicago

In Chicago

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Snow, my eye!!

Snow, Snow, go away & don't come another day either! Folks, for whatever raisin...REASON that is, I'm just not enjoying this weather as much as I should, if in fact it is enjoyable? I think not. Well (which is a deep subject in itself) I suppose if it has to snow it may as well dump the entire contents of Antarctica on us all at one time as opposed to spreading it out over many smaller catastrophes so we can "experience" family togetherness until it hurts...let the church say ouch! The dog won't even go out, the little dip-stick, I had to carry him to the driveway where the Jeep had trampled the snow down. Once he got to moving around in the snow a bit, he jumped, spun circles and skipped like he'd lost his mind or somethin? Maybe the ear-mites finally broke through? Kind of like kids not liking something without trying it, they usually like it. Kevin text me today and asked if I was out driving in this stuff, I told him "Sure how else am I gonna get sick if I don't get the Jeep stuck in a snowdrift (I stuck it 3 times but did not get sick) sure was a workout diggin it out though, took almost 30 minutes one time...smart huh? Note to self: "Get better tires for green heap, JEEP I should say". Wednesday I'm going to get it out of the driveway for sure! Man, keep gettin my tongue tangled tonight, better get some rest, my eyes keep closin, I think I will dream about BIG tires tonight, you will probably dream about BIG tires as well, just because you will try not too. Is this a mind game? Let me know if you dream about BIG tires. This brings an end to a very confused rendition of junk from my obviously cluttered mind (Darwin would be proud, he was a very confused individual).

6 comments:

  1. I have to agree with you about Darwin! Quite a crazy individual and it seems all college professors out there believe everything he said. I think if he would've said that the moon was made of cheese they would all believe him and start teaching that! :)

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  2. BIG tires for the green jeep, eh?? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!! =D Jeepy gripes a lot about old tires...and his locks...and his windows...and his steering wheel cover thingy majig...and his backing up skills...and his whatchamacallit key ignition thingy...and his ceiling...and his ripped up seats...poor thing! =(

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  3. Ats why there are "Darwin Awards"...for idiotic behavioral patterns & acts of random stupidity.
    Krisipoo, you can credit your "Elder" siblings for 'ol green machines condition, all of them drove it, not to mention the trips through the woods (And I mean THROUGH the woods)

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  4. I will have you know, I never did anything bad to that heap of a Jeep!

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  5. Well Miss Brittany managed to remove the bumper, grill & headlights all in one sweeping movement ANDDDD she was backing up at the time LOL.
    She has, no doubt been blessed with my talent for destruction.

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  6. I just take after my wonderful parents.
    Most people say I take after my daddy in most ways. So....it's not my fault I am the way I am:)

    I love you daddy!:)

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